Funny Merry Christmas Message

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes

Here are some funny Merry Christmas wishes that will work well in a greeting card along with a funny message from you. I’ve added an example message you could write underneath each funny Christmas saying.

One sure sign that you’re getting older is how Santa seems to look younger each year. Cheers to another year of holiday fun!

“One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present.” ~ Unknown
Don’t think of it as me bribing you, think of it as spreading Christmas cheer!

Don we now our ugly sweaters...
Let’s party! Merry Christmas!

“You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.” ~ Maya Angelou
However tangled the lights are this year, I know you’ll handle it with aplomb. Merry Christmas!

May your eggnog be spiked with plenty of rum to get you through this holiday season. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

“The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.”
Congratulations on finally making it to stage 3! Merry Christmas ol’ man.

“It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.”
Let’s hope he wasn’t paying close attention to us this year! Thanks for being such a great friend, it’s been fun spending time with you over the year. Here’s to a fabulous 2020!

Me: “I want a magical Unicorn for Christmas”
Santa: “Be realistic”
Me: “Okay. I want 5 minutes to myself each day to drink my coffee hot and pee in peace.”
Santa: “What color Unicorn would you like?”
This made me think of us! Thank you for being such a great friend and support this year. Wishing you more sleep and time for yourself in the coming year. Happy Holidays!

“Three Wise WOMEN would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, bought practical gifts, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth!”
To my very wise and amazing [wife/mother], what would we do without you? Thank you for taking care of us every day and all the cooking, cleaning, shopping, negotiating, cuddles, and stories you do every day to keep our family so happy and healthy. We wish you a very Merry Christmas and a wonderful 2020!

Christmas (noun). The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.

“I’m dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the White runs out I’ll drink the Red!”
Looking forward to celebrating with you over the Holiday season. Cheers to a fabulous 2020!

“Time to get into the holiday spirit... gin, vodka, whisky...”
Looking forward to celebrating with you over the holidays. Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and all the best for the New Year!

I hope you love the present you told me to buy for you. Merry Christmas!

Please note: Christmas is canceled! Apparently YOU told Santa that you’ve been GOOD this year... he died laughing!